Kenyon Martin has been sidelined the last 3 games with a staph infection in his buttocks. According to Wikipedia "Staphylococci can grow in foods with relatively low-water activity (such as cheese and salami)." Does this mean that Kenyon Martin got a staph infection because he stuck a summer sausage up his ass? Does this have anything to do with Nene' having a tumor on his testicles? How does Kenyon's Cincinnati "education" play into this series of unfortunate events? There is only one answer to all of these questions...
No Homo
