Wednesday, April 16, 2008

It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No Wait it Really is a Bird! A Redbird!

As of tonight, the crown jewel of the the National League, the St. Louis Cardinals, are 11-4. The offense is prolific, the hustle is epic, the starting pitching is surgically precise. When a few pitchers come off the DL in the next couple months, we could sell another team an entire rotation. Maybe the Marlins or the Rangers are interested? They get Wellemeyer, Reyes, Thompson, Pinero and Clement. We will keep Wainwright, Carpenter, Mulder, Lohse and Looper. Just thought you guys might like to see what is (hopefully) a preview of things to come when Young Hombre (Pujols), Young Tobacco Chewer (Chris Duncan), and Young Roy Hobbs (Rick Ankiel) come to town this year.


P.S. The cub must have tried to use Sammy Sosa's old bat. If you look closely, you can see the cork inside.

10 comments:

Young Knuckleballer said...

Fredbird resembles a schwasted Tony LaRussa in a bar fight on Kirkwood.

Young Cicero said...

and he fights like one too

Young Por 'que said...

This is worse than Young Swole posting about Knowshon. At least the hype for him isn't far fetched and is REAL.

Gag me with a spoon. Let me know when Pujols' shoulder rips out of its socket.

Young Cicero said...

its his elbow bitch

Young Por 'que said...

Well that too then.

young illiniwek said...

It can't come soon enough. With Bonds out of the league, Pujols is the biggest asshole in MLB.

Young Cicero said...

Please. He is a fine Christian man as well as a true humanitarian and ambassador for the game.

Young Swole said...

Pujols is a druggy

Young Swole said...

PS you jinxed yourself with this inane post. Cardinals are in free fall now, way to blow their season Young Cicero

Young Cicero said...

tell me about it...