Thursday, May 1, 2008

Not Your Typical "Date"...

My ideal Wednesday night:

- Girlfriend comes over to watch movies...

- "Movies" turn into a porn...

- Girlfriend mistakes guy in porn as me...

- Girlfriend gets a knife, stabs me in the face, bites me in the chest, chases me around my apartment wearing only shorts and forces me to call the police when she ALREADY wasn't supposed to be around me for battery charges...

You can't make this shit up:

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/usworld/news-article.aspx?storyid=107903

Look for Fox to premire this new reality show after next year's Super Bowl: "When Crazy Bitches Attack!

1 comment:

Young Knuckleballer said...

That reality show could also be the title for the time Big Red sat on me in a drunken stupor last year. My brittle body hasn't been the same since.