Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Sausage and butt cheeks don't mix


Kenyon Martin has been sidelined the last 3 games with a staph infection in his buttocks. According to Wikipedia "Staphylococci can grow in foods with relatively low-water activity (such as cheese and salami)." Does this mean that Kenyon Martin got a staph infection because he stuck a summer sausage up his ass? Does this have anything to do with Nene' having a tumor on his testicles? How does Kenyon's Cincinnati "education" play into this series of unfortunate events? There is only one answer to all of these questions...
No Homo

3 comments:

Young Taco Maker said...

damn that is wild homo

Young Cicero said...
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Young Cicero said...

I seriously doubt Kenyon's Cincinnati "education" plays into any of the decisions he makes.